the beginning of the end

"I just went upside down in an all-male threesome. How is your morning?"




I'm never really sure where to start in terms of blogs and things of that nature. For example, I am never good at introductions to essays, I am awful at starting conversations, and I feel like if I were to write the start of a story it'd be complete fail. Regardless, this is the official. first. post. Contain your applause and get ready for awkward recounts of a life that is not particularly interesting, but is what goes on from the day-to-day (or week to week...or week to month, depending on how often I update) life experiences that make up the life of me.